belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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