Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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