Will you blow on my dice?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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