Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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