Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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