At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
