he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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