Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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