Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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