i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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