Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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