It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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