He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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