You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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