Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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