This dress was meant to end up on your floor
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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