kristin has been a bad kristin
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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