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(626): View more from California

I bet he comes in French.

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(631): View more from New York

You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...

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(775): View more from Nevada

This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.

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Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.

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(480): View more from Arizona

there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends

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(330): View more from Ohio

shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.

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(937): View more from Ohio

BoomCity!!!

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You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.

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(503): View more from Oregon

They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.

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(904): View more from Florida

That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.

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