whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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