No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
There r osticjed everywhere
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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