is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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