Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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