Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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