Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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