I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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