3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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