whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We talked him into tasing himself.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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