She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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