How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
