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(310): View more from California

if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz

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(602): View more from Arizona

Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?

(602): View more from Arizona

no jk, not my room

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(516): View more from New York

i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys

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(708): View more from Illinois

You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?

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(636): View more from Missouri

Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.

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(417): View more from Missouri

So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..

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