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I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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