apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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