yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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