speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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