So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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