yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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