Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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