would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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