Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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