Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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