He is such a slut. More and more my type.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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