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He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Randomize
