I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Randomize
