why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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