I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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