Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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