I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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