we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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