he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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