The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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